Lets Call The Whole Thing Off

[Intro]

[Em7]                     [A7]
Things have come to a pretty pass
    [D7]         [G7]
Our romance is growing flat
[C#m7]                      [F#m]
For you like this and the other
[E7]                      [Am7]
While I go for this and that
[Em7]                     [A7]
Goodness knows what the end will be
     [D7]                   [G7]
Oh I don't know where I'm at
   [E7]       [A7]    [Bm7]      [D7]       [G]
It looks as if we two will never be one
[C7]                [G7]
Something must be done

[D]                  [G]
You say either and I say either
[D]                   [G]
You say neither and I say neither
[D]       [D7]     [G]        [Gdim]
Either either neither neither
[D]                    [A7]    [D]
Let's call the whole thing off

[D]                   [G]
You like potato and I like potahto
[D]                   [G]
You like tomato and I like tomahto
[D]       [D7]       [G]       [Gdim]
Potato potahto tomato tomahto
[D]                    [A7]    [D]
Let's call the whole thing off

    [G7]  [F#m]            [B7]          [E7]
But oh if we call the whole thing off
[A7]           [D]
Then we must part
    [G7]  [F#m]        [B7]         [E7]         [A7]       [D7]
And oh if we ever part then that might break my heart

   [D]                       [G]
So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
[D]                     [G]
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
[D]      [D7]      [G]               [Gdim]
For we know we need each other so we
[D]               [A7]          [D]
Better call the whole thing off
[D]              [A7]          [D7]
Let's call the whole thing off

[D]                    [G]
You say laughter and I say larfter
[D]                 [G]
You say after and I say arfter
[D]         [D7]      [G]     [Gdim]
Laughter larfter after arfter
[D]              [A7]          [D]
Let's call the whole thing off

[D]                    [G]
You like vanilla and I like vanella
[D]                   [G]
You saspiralla and I saspirella
[D]       [D7]      [G]         [Gdim]
Vanilla vanella chocolate strawberry
[D]              [A7]          [D]
Let's call the whole thing off

    [G7]  [F#m]            [B7]          [E7]       [A7]      [D]
But oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part
    [G7]  [F#m]        [B7]         [E7]         [A7]       [D7]
And oh if we ever part then that might break my heart

   [D]                         [G]
So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
[D]                      [G]
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
[D]      [D7]      [G]               [Gdim]
For we know we need each other so we
[D]               [A7]          [D]
Better call the calling off off
[D]              [A7]          [D7]
Let's call the whole thing off

[D]                 [G]
I say father and you say pater
[D]                [G]
I saw mother and you say mater
[D]      [D7]    [G]      [Gdim]
Pater mater uncle auntie
[D]              [A7]          [D]
Let's call the whole thing off

[D]                  [G]
I like bananas and you like banahnahs
[D]                [G]
I say havana and I get havahnah
[D]        [D7]        [G]       [Gdim]
Bananas banahnahs havana havahnah
[D]            [A7]      [D7]
Go your way I'll go mine

[D]                           [G]
So if I go for scallops and you go for lobsters
[D]                       [G]
So all right no contest we'll order lobseter
[D]      [D7]      [G]               [Gdim]
For we know we need each other so we
[D]               [A7]          [D7]
Better call the calling off off
[D]              [A7]          [G7]
Let's call the whole thing off