Misery Business

[Intro]
[Em]   [D]   [Em]   [C]
[Em]   [D]   [Em]   [C]

[Verse 1]
[Em]                        [D]
  I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top
[Em]                         [C]
  She's got a body like an hourglass that's ticking like a clock
[Em]                 [D]
  It's a matter of time before we all run out...
[Em]                      [C]
  When I thought he was mine, she caught him by the mouth
[Em]
  I waited eight long months
[D]
  She finally set him free
[Em]                         [C]
  I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me
[Em]                     [D]
  Two weeks and we had caught on fire
             [Em]                         [C]
She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile

[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
[Cmaj7]          [G]                [D]
  Whoa... Well I never meant to brag
      [Em]               [D]
But I got him where I want him now
[Cmaj7]            [G]                     [D]
  Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
   [Em]             [D]
To steal it all away from you now
[Cmaj7]                       [D]
  But God does it feel so good

'Cause I got him where I want him now
[Cmaj7]                                [D]
  And if you could then you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so...
[Em]    [D]                 [Em]   [C] [C] [C] [C]
        It just feels so good

[Verse 2]
[Em]                           [D]
  Second chances: they don't ever matter, people never change
[Em]                             [C]
  Once a whore, you're nothing more, I'm sorry that'll never change
[Em]                      [D]
  And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
[Em]                         [C]
  I'm sorry honey, but I'm passing up, now look this way
[Em]                             [D]
  Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you
[Em]                       [C]
  Looking as innocent as possible to get to who
[Em]                                   [D]
  They want and what they like, it's easy if you do it right
[Em]                    [C]
   Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!

[Instrumental]
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[Cmaj7]          [G]                [D]
  Whoa... Well I never meant to brag
      [Em]               [D]
But I got him where I want him now
[Cmaj7]             [G]                     [D]
  Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
   [Em]             [D]
To steal it all away from you now
[Cmaj7]                       [D]
   But God does it feel so good

'Cause I got him where I want him right now
[Cmaj7]                                  [D]
   And if you could then you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so...

[Bridge]
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[D] [Em] [D]
         It just feels so goooooooooooood
[Cmaj7]           [G]
  I watched his wildest dreams come true
[D]            [Em]      [D]
  Not one of them involving you
[Cmaj7]           [G]                   [D]
  Just watch my wildest dreams come true
             [C]
Not one of them involving...

[Instrumental]
[Cmaj7] [G] [D] [Em] [D]
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[Chorus]
[Cmaj7]    [G]                    [D]
  Whoa, Well I never meant to brag
      [Em]              [D]
But I got him where I want him now ...
[Cmaj7]    [G]                    [D]
  Whoa, Well I never meant to brag
      [Em]              [D]
But I got him where I want him now ...
[Cmaj7]            [G]                     [D]
  Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
   [Em]             [D]
To steal it all away from you now
[Cmaj7]                      [D]
  But God does it feel so good

'Cause I got him where I want him now
[Cmaj7]                                  [D]
  And if you could then you know you would

'Cause God it just feels so...

[Outro]
[Em]   [D]   [Em]   [C]
[Em]   [D]               [Em]   [C] [C] [C] [C]
      It just feels so good