C Chromatic -4 -5 -4 6 -4 -5 6 -4 I read the news today oh boy 3 -4 4 -4 -3 3 -3 2 -4 -4 About a lucky man who made the grade -4 -5 -5 6 -4 -5 6 -4 And though the news was rather sad 3 -4 4 -4 -3 3 Well I just had to laugh 3 -4 4 -4 -3 3 I saw the photograph -4 -5 -4 6 -4 -5 6 -4 He blew his mind out in a car 3 -4 4 -4 -3 3 -3 2 -4 -4 He didn't notice that the lights had changed -4 -5 -5 6 -4 -5 6 -4 A crowd of people stood and stared 3 -4 4 -4 -3 3 They'd seen his face before -4 <-3 -4 -3 -4 -3 -4 No--body was really sure -3 -4 -3 -4 -3 -4 6 7 If he was from the House of Lords -4 -5 -4 6 -4 -5 6 -4 I saw a film today oh boy 3 -4 4 -4 -3 3 -3 2 -4 -4 The English Army had just won the war -4 -5 -5 6 -4 -5 6 -4 A crowd of people turned away 3 -4 4 -4 -3 3 But I just had to look -4 4 -4 6 7 Having read the book 6 7 6 -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 I'd love to turn -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 you -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 on <3 -4 <3 -4 3 -4 Woke up, fell out of bed -4 3 -4 <3 2 -1 2 Dragged a comb across my head <3 -3 -4 -4 -4 <3 -3 <-2 <-2 Found my way downstairs and drank a cup -4 -4 -4 <3 -3 <-2 <-2 <-2 <-2 Looking up I noticed I was late -4 <3 -4 <3 -4 3 -4 Found my coat and grabbed my hat -4 3 -4 <3 6 -5 2 Made the bus in seconds flat <3 -3 -4 -4 -4 <3 -3 <-2 <-2 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke -2 -4 -4 -4 -4 <3 3 -3 <-2 <-2 <-2 <-2 And somebody spoke and I went in-to a dream 2 2 -1 1 -1 2 <-2 3 <-2 2 ah------------------------------------ <-2 <-2 2 -1 -1 2 <-2 3 <-2 2 ah------------------------------------ -4 -5 -4 6 5 -5 6 -4 I read the news today oh boy 3 -4 4 -4 -3 3 -3 2 -4 -4 Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire -4 -5 -5 6 -4 -5 6 -4 And though the holes were rather small 3 -4 4 -4 -3 3 They had to count them all -4 <-3 -4 3 -4 -3 -4 Now they know how many holes -3 -4 -3 -4 -3 -4 6 7 it takes to fill the Albert Hall 6 7 6 -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 I'd love to turn--------------- -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 you---------------- -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 on-----------------